Fumbles

I consider myself pretty good in football, and so does my peers. I can run, throw, catch and tackle. I am like Jim Thorpe. I also am full of ego. I never back down from a challenge. I also trash talk, a lot. I think I trash talk because I want to win the mental battle. I do have on fear. I hope you never tell any defender what I am about to say. Every time the ball is in my hand, I fumble it. I do a pretty good job of acting like I didn't. A fumble is when a player let goes of the ball before he touches the ground. The other team usually gets the ball. I fumble a lot, but I do cover it up. My friend taught me the trick. As soon as you fumble the ball, act like it is still in your hand. This only works if you are surrounded by players. The referee can't see the fumble. The biggest mistake you can make is trying to pick the ball up right away. The referee will realize that you are looking for the ball. Drop on the ground immediately. Then, stop acting. The referee will think that you were down before it came out. And then, have as much eye contact as possible. Trying to avoid eye contact, will raise suspicion. Of course the best way to solve this is to not fumble. This is my confession, I do sometime cheat in football, who doesn't?